Wednesday, May 21, 2008

If the Obama-Swooning Media Reported the Preakness Results... would look something like this:

Huge Success as Long-shot Macho Again Bests a Field of Eleven Thoroughbreds

Horse and Jockey to be Honored in Ticker-tape Parade
"Best effort I've seen in my life," says owner, "We're unstoppable!"

In related news, Big Brown tallies win as expected. Not nearly as impressive, though, say experts.

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