I wish that I was making this all up. But I'm not. Link here for the story.
Thursday, January 21, 2010
It seems that our hemisphere's loudest communist dictator, Venezuelan tyrant Hugo Chavez, is blaming the United States Navy for testing a massive new weapon that caused the earthquake in and destruction of Alderaan, I mean Haiti. This test, of course, was only a test and the true target is the Secret Rebel Base on Yavin IV, I mean Iran.