Former Missouri Tiger running back Brock Olivo has announced that he is running for congress in the district Kenny Hulshof serves now. Hulshof is vacating the seat to run for governor.
Is Brock a conservative? I have no idea. But this is Missouri, Brock, so you'll need to show me.
February 25, 2008, Update: Brock Olivo might not know if he's a conservative either. What he does know, and now the rest of us do too, is that he's never bothered to cast a vote in his life.